I finally went to bed at about 2 am. None the wiser to the future of our country, no better informed as to what to expect from my country, my city the following day. I’m used to knowing more on election night. Not just as the ballots and results roll in, but just in fucking…
Category: Things
What the Actual…?
As far as I can tell, while I watch election results dribble in on Disney owned ABC news, this year’s election seems to be brought to us by murderers, liars, and bounty hunters…seems appropriate. That’s just based on commercials for current and future tv shows – I miss Green Acres. Though, this particular crew of…
Social Distancing Olympics
by Jon Hartz & Tim Mueller From the no shit file, a recent survey by the National Opinion Research Center at the University of Chicago revealed that only 14% of American adults can currently say they are very happy, compared to 45% at this same time of year in 2018. So, thanks for quantifying this,…
First Responders
“Let’s go shopping.” “Umm, no?” Tom walked around the couch and stood between his wife and the television. He’d shaved today, for the first time in ten days. He should have used a clipper first, trimmed down to stubble, but he’d gone right for the razor and as a result his neck was red with…